Boredom and bitching about chicks.

Andy: I don’t know, I feel like doing something OTHER then sitting in the apartment today
Nathan: …sit around with our hands in our pants?
Andy: …sure.
*Time passes with hands in pants*
Nathan: FEEL THE EXITEMENT!
Andy: I don’t feel anything…
Nathan: I at least feel my balls...
Andy: OH GOD!
Andy: MY PANTSEH SET ME UP TEH BOMB!!!!!!111!

Andy: Man, I really want to do something, but Dave is really the only one we know who we do anything with.
Nathan: Pass me the phone.
Andy: Who you calling?
Nathan: Amanda
Andy: Damnit, I said I wanted to do something, not sit around and hear your ex-girlfriend bitch about how chicks are superior to all things existing!
*time passes*
Andy: Oh hell, call Amanda

Andy: I’m trying to learn the language of women.
Nathan: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Pull the other one, it’s got bells on!
Andy: Ok… I’m at least trying to learn the language of Kelsey
Nathan: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA*cough!!!!*ha ha…oh fucking Christ, you just pulled the one with the bells, didn’t you?