The Lactose Horror

Sept 19, 2005(yaaaar! It be Talk Like A Prate Day, ye landubbin scallywags!)

*Andy wakes up and reaches for his watch*
Andy: AGH! The hell!?
Nathan: What the hell are you screaming like a girl for?
Andy: The banana milk just moved!
Nathan: Banana milk does not move on its own accord, dude.
*Andy picks up the jug of banana milk and examines it*
Andy: Cool! It’s forming weird oily layers on top! Look at it!
*Nathan makes the mistake of looking*
Nathan: OH SWEET GOD-JESUS THAT’S GROSS!
Andy: Its cool!
Nathan: Its freaking revolting is what it is! We’re getting rid of it!
Andy: NOOOOOO!
Nathan: Dude, it’s a health hazard!
Andy: It’s my friend…
Nathan: That is just wrong on so many levels.

***

Andy: Hey, look at the milk!
Nathan: I really would rather not.
Andy: The bottle is swelling.
Nathan: …That is not good.
Andy: Feel it! It’s rock hard.
Nathan: I’m not touching it. It probably has the plague.
Andy: Man this is so cool!
Nathan: You need psychological help, dude.