Toaster Fun
Sept. 18, 2005
Andy: We can sell something.
Nathan: Like What?
Andy: I dunno, look around, I’m sure there’s something in one of the various piles of garbage that holds your apartment together.
*time passes…*
Nathan: Hey! I found a toaster!
Andy: You’re suggesting we try to hawk a toaster on the street?
Nathan: Yeah, pretty much
Andy: That’s retarded… lets go sell us a toaster.
Nathan: Hey assclown! Toaster! Five bucks!
Andy: Buy a toaster or you’re gonna regret it when you really want toast!!
Nathan: You can plant it and grow a toaster-tree! IT PAYS FOR ITSELF!
Andy: We’ve been standing here for an hour, what are doing wrong?
Nathan: Maybe we should not use verbal abuse?
Andy: Fuck that shit, that’s what keeps me going. HEY YOU! BUY A FAT FUCKING TOASTER TO MATCH YOUR FAT FUCKING ASS!
posted by frunk at 5:50 PM
2 Comments:
You still selling that toaster for 5 bucks?? I'll buy it off of you on friday. lol. Seriously, I don't have a toaster, and I'm in need of toaster goodness.
I bought a Toaster when I moved, I haven't used the damn thing once. I'll sell the bastard for $5!
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